Cheetos Hair Trump

$CHEETOTRUMP DECLASSIFIED

CASE 47

Hand-drawn Trump Wojak with a huge hairstyle made from orange cheese curls — EXHIBIT A — the cheese-based comb-over.

HAIR CONFIRMED

FIELD NOTES

Cheetos Hair Trump is a token based on Trump hair memes — the ones where his hairstyle gets pasted onto people, animals, objects, and whatever else shows up next.

SUBJECT: Very old Wojak
HAIR: 23 suspicious curls
THREAT: Extremely orange
STATUS: Still crunchy

EXTRA EVIDENCE: 0

CONTRACT ADDRESS

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ATTACHMENT 02

MARKET ACTIVITY

watch for crumbs ↓

NO LIVE PAIR IN THE FILE YET

The chart appears here after the pair goes live.

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ATTACHMENT 03

TRANSMISSIONS

MONITORED

Official links recovered from the orange folder. If a link is not here, it did not come from this desk.

TG TELEGRAMOpen the channel ↗ X TWITTER / XRead the transmissions ↗ PF PUMP.FUNInspect the launch page ↗

RECOVERED SIGHTINGS

TRUMP HAIR POSTS FROM X

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